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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 11:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Pedro Sánchez torpedoes Nato unity on eve of crucial summit - Financial Times

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Why cant I feel anything in my sleep? I cannot even feel myself moving, breathing, and swallowing saliva! I cannot even hear anything, not even my alarm! Some people that I've been with says that I'm moving a lot in my sleep, how can I stop it?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Sed quia omnis delectus ad aliquam.

Then came..

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

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So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Still no good.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Which laptop should I buy if I can't use a specific AI tool on my phone like pictory.ai?

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Why do females hate MGTOW so much?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

No way

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